Real Life Heroes - 2008 Every Day Is a Holiday Calendar

My real name is Erik,
But folks call me Red.
On the banks of the James River
Lies my paradise homestead.

I'm a manly man.
I've got lots of tools.
I march to my own drum
And make my own rules.

I've written over 50 songs
And I play and sing from the heart.
I build structures out of rock
That will never fall apart.

August holidays 1-31:
Tough Day, Cold Beverage Day, Wildflower Day, Friend Day, Skinny-dipping Day, Barter Day, Plant Day, Strut Your Stuff Day, Celebration Day, Abundance Day, Accessorize Day, Local Arts Day, Reduce Day, Re-use Day, Recycle Day, Moon Day, Don't Think Too Hard Day, Laundry Day, Renewable Energy Day, Reward Day, Republicans are People Too Day, Dress Boldly Day, Get Stuff Done Day, Funny Laugh Day, Giraffes Are Tall Day, No Underwear Day, Simple Pleasures Day, Beat the Odds Day, Beat the System Day, Love Day, You've Got the Power Day.